oknope:

i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months

(via fake-mermaid)

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

(via jaylenejoybeligan)

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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(via gabbyroars)

carl-thecreator:

Drink hella water, eat hella fruit

(via ratchetivity)

saitin:

me when i cum 

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(via gabbyroars)

breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

(Source: grandmabread, via fake-mermaid)